i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal
you’re all going to jail for reblogging this
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church